Blordow's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Sean Connery Moment]

lmao

that last part with the wild thornberrys soundclip won it for me

SherClockHolmes responds:

That is what exactly what I was thinking!

[you can't kill me]

I do agree with your statement

I read about it on your sheezyart page too. You know one of the reasons why I left sheezyart was because of all the stupid mods there. I mean, it's like they get picked based on... well, based on stupidity. I also left because of how childish the actual site is, so much furry naruto crap gets put on the frontpage, and all the comments for those submissions are like "LMFAO you are so koool hahahahahaha" or "OMG THIS ROCKS, U R SO TALENTED". Sheezyart also reminds me of ymtd[dot]com whatever the hell it is, because of how much they spread fads there. Some people even use music and images from ymdmtsfd[dot]com and make it into a stupid flash and VIOLA, frontpage! + 5million favorites.

It's just a really bad website with shitty mods, crappy immature members and a lack of acknowledgment for real talent.

I liked this flash because it was simplistic enough to keep people focused on your message. It still had good animation for what it was.

Sheezyart really does suck the big one.

rtil responds:

the naruto thing has kinda gotten better, mostly because snowdrak left with her ultimate naruto fanparty crap, so all her fans stopped making the dozens of clones. also the yes/no system has helped blot them out.

the furries are still around, but they show more promise in actual talent than the naruto crap.

the ytmnd fads, however, plague the site like none other. if ytmnd wasn't already responsible for taking a joke and running it into the ground, sheezy takes it a step further. if i have to watch another "sparta" cartoon i will go nuts.

now that sheezy's search feature is back, sort by "most popular" and all you will see is naruto, ytmnd fads and furry art for quite some time. in fact some of the most faved flashes consist of looping music and an animated gif from a cartoon.

it's sad because, i like how sheezy is more geared towards the flash community, but at the same time the content is normally dissapointing. i'll be holding it out and hoping it will get better as the community grows.

thanks for the review, blordow.

[Vote 5 for MARIO!]

ermmm... wut??????

u r just jelos of all of the mario movies. mario movies hapen to be hilareos and thats y they get hi scores..... oviesly u dont know wat humor is dude. u rnt funny at all. thers a maro flash on the frontpg rite now so u mite wanna check it out cus it kicks this ones ass!!!!! all this was was a bad drawin of mario dancing... this should be blammd... btw U SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

thank god for sarcasm

[Pokemon: F.U.V ep.2]

Had it's moments

It was a little slow. It's all about execution. If you can't execute your jokes properly then you lose points. Although I liked it when he walked past the crack dealer and some other guy got ripped off aswell, that was probably the only good executed joke in the movie. The black border you have covering the outside of your movie is not fully stretched and you can see the tiniest of gap, which isn't a big deal but it would be nice if you fixed the border correctly. I think all you need to do is work on the execution like I said, speed the jokes and the voice acting up a bit. It also helps if we don't see the joke coming. Cause you have the text bubble show the joke before he even says it, therefore ruining the joke.

A decent flash, look forward to more. Good luck.

Dusty-Gorilla responds:

Ok...thanks

[Experiment_16]

Nice is a word that is used too often

I am once again impressed by the visuals and originality in your work. Good job.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

wheeeeeee

[OMG! SMB Mishaps!]

Okay, not bad. Here's my review

All it needed was originality and humor. It was nothing different compared to all the other Mario Bloopers really. All I found original was basically the hidden block thing. There are too many Mario Bloopers out there, people should really stop making them cause there's nothing we haven't seen now and it's just getting old. With that being said it was well animated and presented, it was just everything was expected being a Mario Parody and all.

Golden-Fox responds:

I actually agree with what you say because I know that's true. I should make a better movie than that because it IS getting old. That's basically why I named it OMG, because ppl are tired of it. Anyway, thanks for your review, Blordow.

[Billy's Big Day]

hah good effort

That was good, funny in some parts but for most of the time the jokes were executed poorly or too slow. Nice graphics and presentation, Props for scene selection, that's always a plus adding one of those. You did a decent job and you can only improve from here so good luck with your next submission.

ToonCastleTV responds:

Whoa that means alot comming from you Blordow. Thanks!

[LL - Art Unappreciation]

Hey

YOU LIPSYNCED!

ALRIGHT. Sweet stufffff. :D

Wonchop responds:

Holy snap!

[Attack of ObsessiveFanboy]

wooooooooooo

If there was one thing I would critic you on it would be the mouth movements. It's really lazy lol. But you have gotten really good, I've seen all your old stuff and it's really choppy looking and stuff :P

Keep it up dude, your bud Blordeeeeeeeee :D

Wonchop responds:

Consider how long the dialogue is. Consider how fast Watchic talks.
Now if you were me, would you want to lipsync all that!?

[(Old) Super Mario: WTF?]

um

Linkin Park arn't emo... That's what really bugs me when people label bands as emo when THEY ARN'T. You people don't know music at all.

I don't wanna sound negative but it wasn't very original either. Try and think up some more original stuff next time, because the concept let this flash down alot.

Don't give up up and don't take this the wrong way, just how I see it. You're lucky I actually reviewed this too. I rarely review stuff :P

TITROTU responds:

Well, thanks for your opinion. This flash was mainly a parody, so I really wasn't aiming for any originality. And as for the Linkin Park thing, if you like them that's fine. I wasn't trying to point out and say "IF YOU LISTEN TO THIS YOU'RE EMO!"