Blordow's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Skittles N' Dickz]

Seriously

No offense but why did you even bother making this? Sure our collab inspired you but this was more of a video game parody rather than something making fun of another flash animation. If this was intended to make fun of sprites, I really can't see that anywhere in this flash. It's just the same old cliche sprite movie with scenes that don't even make sense, even if they're supposed to be random humor, it wasn't that for sure. Skitllez n Shitz was made to show how bad Skittlez n Bitz was. This on the other hand had hardly anything to do with it besides the Robot Chicken ripoff part which we already made fun of in our collab. This is just really bad and I knew it would be. You should be more ashamed of this more than the actual Skittlez n Bitz series itself.

My advice is to move on and try some original stuff for once, don't take this the wrong way either about everything I have said, but someone has to tell it to you and sadly it had to be me rather than the rest of these punks that vote 10 based on video games.

Emanhattan responds:

Its ok. I respect your opinion. A BIG DEAL.

When I started using flash I did sprites because I was a fan of randy solem. Now I feel (and I must let my fans know) I always wanted to do frame by frame animation.
This flash's winning was somewhat an accident i guess

I just tought you oughta know.
I always knew you would hate it blordow. But still thanks for taking your time and giving me words of wisdom.

[A Sean Connery Moment]

lmao

that last part with the wild thornberrys soundclip won it for me

SherClockHolmes responds:

That is what exactly what I was thinking!

[MK vs. SF 3]

Truly the King of all Sprite Films

This is a legendary sprite flash. The presentation and graphic design was absolutely perfect and professional. I thought the previous 2 episodes were amazing but this one was something else. This blows any sprite flash out of the park in my opinion. The fight was really tense and beautifully put together. It had a good deal of emotion to it, which is really rare in a sprite flash and to get a reaction like I got from this movie is really special. I don't know what else to say but I love your work and you really do have a talent.

[you can't kill me]

I do agree with your statement

I read about it on your sheezyart page too. You know one of the reasons why I left sheezyart was because of all the stupid mods there. I mean, it's like they get picked based on... well, based on stupidity. I also left because of how childish the actual site is, so much furry naruto crap gets put on the frontpage, and all the comments for those submissions are like "LMFAO you are so koool hahahahahaha" or "OMG THIS ROCKS, U R SO TALENTED". Sheezyart also reminds me of ymtd[dot]com whatever the hell it is, because of how much they spread fads there. Some people even use music and images from ymdmtsfd[dot]com and make it into a stupid flash and VIOLA, frontpage! + 5million favorites.

It's just a really bad website with shitty mods, crappy immature members and a lack of acknowledgment for real talent.

I liked this flash because it was simplistic enough to keep people focused on your message. It still had good animation for what it was.

Sheezyart really does suck the big one.

rtil responds:

the naruto thing has kinda gotten better, mostly because snowdrak left with her ultimate naruto fanparty crap, so all her fans stopped making the dozens of clones. also the yes/no system has helped blot them out.

the furries are still around, but they show more promise in actual talent than the naruto crap.

the ytmnd fads, however, plague the site like none other. if ytmnd wasn't already responsible for taking a joke and running it into the ground, sheezy takes it a step further. if i have to watch another "sparta" cartoon i will go nuts.

now that sheezy's search feature is back, sort by "most popular" and all you will see is naruto, ytmnd fads and furry art for quite some time. in fact some of the most faved flashes consist of looping music and an animated gif from a cartoon.

it's sad because, i like how sheezy is more geared towards the flash community, but at the same time the content is normally dissapointing. i'll be holding it out and hoping it will get better as the community grows.

thanks for the review, blordow.

[Never Woke Up]

daddy!!!!!

wow man that was so scary! i dont think ill be able to goto sleep tonight because im shaking in my boots.

[Throwback the Duck Ep. 1B]

What a waste of effort

The animator has some talent but the voice acting and script was absolutely horrible. That Asian man just pissed me off to the maximum level. It wasn't even the slightest bit funny. Throwback has potential, but not with the current voice actors/script writers. Very annoying voice acting. It was dull and it didn't even suit the animation at all. Throwback sounded like he had a disgusting nasal infection.

[- The Nail -]

$%^&*()#@!

foamy going all over the screen like he does in his flashes made me lol

seeing all the overrated overused characters at the bottom of the well made me happy. good job for only 3 days work.

[Remove Police]

d d d danger

At first i got a strange weird vibe from this flash, actually it still has a weird vibe but I found it catchy, surprisingly catchy.

[In My Dreams]

ok...

I have absolutely no idea what happened. This is just a poor effort really, you tried to pull off an Adam Philips but failed.